Handy killed my relationship (For Kingsley)

Some women called you in the night. You said I didnt want anything from them. So you wasnt guilty. It was the handy. Handy killed our relationship. Once you got a SMS : Thank you . It was nice. Anke. You said: I didnt knew what she was talking about. So, you was not the lyer. It was the handy. Handy killed our relationship. We had a date but you didnt came. You set yout handy off. Later you told me your father from Africa was visiting your brothers in Hamburg.You had been in Hamburg. Calling me by handy was too expensive. You was not guilty. It was the handy. Handy killed our relationship. I called you on telephone. Your friend said : Kingsley is not there. He was trying to find a job. So I called you on handy asked you where you are. You said you was at home. But you wasnt the lyer. It was the handy. Hany killed our relationship. We worked it out. But a few days later the same situation. As I told you your friend had been telling me that you are not at home but you told me you was you said I would call you back. But you didnt call and set your handy off. But you wasnt guilty. It was the handy. Handy killed our relationship. So I asked a friend to send you a SMS from me : Its over. Now your called me . You was angry Spoken: You broke our relationship. I shouted: Are you stupid? It wasnt me. It was the handy. Handy killed our relationship!

no bad

ain't not bad, what kind'a slang is this? What kind'a girl R U? No profile telling nothing 'bout you, what a shame.

Don't send me no sms, fill it in your profile, gal

cheerio, vexx
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hi sally,
das finde ich wiederum sehr originell, obwohl es ja
anscheinend ebenfalls sehr privat ist! ("wiederum"
bezieht sich auf deine geschichte unter "erotisches".)
du abstrahierst durch deine literarische verarbeitung
und machst dadurch dieses erlebnis auch anderen leserinnen
zugänglich, so kommt es mir vor.
viele grüße, denschie

Hi Sally,
yep, auch mir gefällt diese Geschichte ziemlich gut. Sie ist traurig und lustig zugleich. Hier wirken die Fehler recht authentisch.

(@vexxxi
Guess this oughta be slang o' German girl whit' African boyfriend.

Right?

greetinx
Mel