Mice
From puzzling lines on dazzling screens in black,
And such conceits as clownage keeps as price,
We¹ll lead thou to the keyboard of the Mac,
Where thou shallst hear the silent clicks of mice.
And uuindow see thou findsth myself, I play,
The harddisk saith: My dearest friend, farewell;
The screen is black, the treasure uuent away,
provide an Apple now for Mr. Tell.
The user clicketh and typeth and waiteth and feeleth.
Hast thou portray¹d another order art?
Select the contract from look-up menu
And see whole publication of a part.
The user clickth the mouse another time
and me according faileth the latest rhyme.
(B. Hutshespeare, 1587)
From puzzling lines on dazzling screens in black,
And such conceits as clownage keeps as price,
We¹ll lead thou to the keyboard of the Mac,
Where thou shallst hear the silent clicks of mice.
And uuindow see thou findsth myself, I play,
The harddisk saith: My dearest friend, farewell;
The screen is black, the treasure uuent away,
provide an Apple now for Mr. Tell.
The user clicketh and typeth and waiteth and feeleth.
Hast thou portray¹d another order art?
Select the contract from look-up menu
And see whole publication of a part.
The user clickth the mouse another time
and me according faileth the latest rhyme.
(B. Hutshespeare, 1587)
