The Tender Monster of Loch Ness

The Tender Monster of Loch Ness


There lived a monster in Loch Ness
that had a lot of tenderness.
It mended cleverly its dress
and never missed a Sunday Mass.

One day the monster met a miss,
a lovely lady—she was Swiss.
Delighted and in sweetest bliss
the monster asked her for a kiss.

"No kiss would surely be a loss.
But wait…, I have to ask my boss."
"Sweet girl", said Nessie, "don’t be cross
and throw my love into the dross!"

The lady cried "Oh, what a fuss!
This love is surely not for us.
Farewell, sweet couz, here comes my bus."
And the relation ended thus.

love it

marvellous! I love Loch Ness! I also wrote a poem about Loch Ness, unfortunately not that splendid.

Herzlichen Dank, bittersweetsymphony und Franzi!

tender and monstrous regards

Poor Nessie
But great poem.

La Noche

Thanks, La Noche! Maybe in "The Return of the Nessie" Nessie can be revenged...

with monstrous regards,
RP

Das ist geil........abstrus.....aber sau geil.


Traube.

Ja, das ist wirklich gelungen, witzig-nett, mit einem Anklang von Melancholie ...

Liebe Grüße
Heidrun D.

Witzigen Dank und melancholische Gruesse, liebe Heidrun!
Rolf-Peter

Der celtic Charm läßt so manche Urlaubsliebelei entstehen ;-)
Ich störe mich nur ein wenig an dem Reim mit der "mass", aber daran ist wohl eher mein Akzent schuld. Very nice indeed.

Grüße
Thylda

Dank Dir, Thylda,

ja stimmt; irgenwas mit "clean up the mess" wuerde sich besser reimen; "mass" klingt zu lang,

lG,
RP