A technical writer, oh blast! (Limerick) experiences

Bernd

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A technical writer named Bernd

A technical writer named Bernd
forgot all the knowledge he learned,
    squeezed his head and his brain
    looking gladly in sane,
took his hands off his pockets and turned.
 

Bernd

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Hairs

English colour version

Once upon a time and somewhere,
in his soup, Moses found one long hair.
    He excited said, you
    made a pleasant hair-do,
but the colour is, really, too fair.


American hamburger version

Eating hamburger on a big square,
in the inside Ben found one long hair.
    He -- dismayed -- whispered, while
    it had fashion and style,
look, the color is really too fair.


German Bonn version

Ein Haar in der Suppe, das fand
gestern mittag in Bonn Ferdinand,
    und er sagte dann nur:
    "Mag ja gehn, die Frisur,
doch die Farbe raubt mir den Verstand."


German Barber version

Gestern frueh, in der Naehe von Sell
ass ich Suppe, sie kam auch ganz schnell,
    darin fand ich ein Haar,
    gut, der Schnitt geht schon klar,
doch die Farbe ist wirklich zu hell.


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Bernd

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Last night at eleven o' clock

Last night at eleven o' clock
I wake up and I heared them, knock, knock;
    understanding the lore
    I opened the door,
said "come in," there came really a shock.
 

Bernd

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Thank you

Portia, I should say: "Thank you!"
... and really, I want it to do,
    I need something for drinking
    to enable me thinking,
but my pot has a hole, it is true.
 



 
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